Teddy Tips on Teddy Abuse
What is Teddy Bear Abuse? Read on.
Okay, I’ll admit it. There is something that can make us easy going teddy bears mad.
We love being cuddled no matter how much you squash us, no matter how many times the kid drops us in the mud. We’ll forgive you leaving us on the park bench or the restaurant and rushing back all in a panic. We’ve forgive having pulled ears, losing an eye and all assorted injury that comes with being a teddy bear.
But doing some things to a teddy bear that should be illegal – and is, in a way.
- Smuggling nasty stuff inside us. Drugs and guns hurt people and we do not appreciate being carriers for the greed and violence involved.
- Using us as spy gadgets or bait for evil purpose. By that I mean anything other than as nanny cam bears, meant to protect the young.
It is our considered opinion….we, meaning all the teddies of this family….that there should be legal punishment for this. I know that the whole illegal gun/drug and invasion of privacy can be brought up on charges. But it is our belief that these people who would abuse a teddy in such a way that it causes the teddy to harm others should be legally restricted from owning or handling a teddy for a length of time.
Yes, you heard me right. NO cuddling for the creep. The only thing us teddies want is to cuddle and comfort people. The worst thing you can do is cause people to fear the teddy bear. I sometimes dream of the teddies who will never know love, because they are now locked in an evidence warehouse somewhere due to the crime of a human. And there they shall likely stay unless destroyed.
It is very unfair. It’ s awful. And yes it’s really happening, saw it on the news feeds.
Girl finds gun in teddy bear Christmas gift.
Man arrested for carrying meth filled teddy bear.
Girl finds spy cam hidden in her teddy bears.
UGH. Have a care. Stand up for the teddy bears right to cuddle and comfort!
This is Vernon Bear, signing off.